You need see the latest from this dude. After reading this you will start growing beard, I tell you!
"I was on the wrong side of town one time and these guys tried to mug me. One guy pulled out a knife and tried to slash my throat. The guys ran off when they saw that my beard not only guarded my throat, but that my awesome beard shredded the blade......true story...I kid you not ...... Stay bearded my friends."
Em! Mr Rotimi, if you come across this, how do I get my own metal beard?
Don't forget to use the hashtag #TalesOFaBarelyBeardedDutchMan #beardGang #Regrann