Watched a billionaire’s interview on YouTube. When I scrolled to the comment section, I found our Nigerian sisters breathing through their anus. “I will be praying for this wonderful man to find a good wife. Because the bible says that a man will find completion in a wife. I will not cease to pray that you meet the right one…because it is hard for a successful man to find real love as many women will want only his money. People that are not well brought up will want to take advantage of him. This is the curse of every great man. May he find a genuine woman so little babies can start to run up and down in the house. He reminds me of my late father…the way he speaks.”

You just watched a rich man tell the story of his wealth and business and this is the kind of comment you leave? You are praying for a billionaire. You “will not cease to pray” because you are Mary Magdalene. Abi? Why don’t you save your prayers for the millions of starving Nigerians you know.

Look into your family – the uncle beating his wife, the nephew about to get married when he has no business being a husband or father. What about the neighbour that had to drop the kids out of school because no money, yet they are still getting pregnant. How about praying for yourself that you grow your own wealth. Na billionaire you dey pray for.

You never talk de tin wey dey scratch you.

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When I used to handle the social media account of someone, it was part of my duty to respond to inbox messages as it relates to business.

But sometimes, I stumble on pure crazy shit. Girls are just being mean and nauseating , it was incredible.

I came upon one mail and it read thus “I just watched one of your movies. I really love the way you act and I know that God will take you to many places. Just remember I said so. I am praying fervently for you. Be careful with industry girls. Do not fall for the wiles of Jezebel and Delilah. Please my dear, you are my favourite actor and I do not want to see you sad. All these women throwing themselves at men is not good. As a well brought up girl, I do know the struggles that the righteous suffer, all the temptation. But I am single and I know the right one will come. I appreciate you and I believe god will lead you to a pious woman.”

When you click to see their profile, they have their contact and photo tilted to an angle to capture their breasts or thighs or just a general wretchedness of lust that is nauseous.

Then they’ll check back after a week. “Hello dear, just checking on you. I will be going back to campus. I don’t have much money on me but I know it is only for a while. I am not one of those girls who do runs. So I know God will send a good man my way. I just left my boyfriend. I’m not really into him like that. I’m just praying for the right one. Stay blessed.”

Liar. Liar.

She probably has three of them! One for the itch. Another for Tantalizers lunch. The last for show off. But na actor e wan marry. E wan strut red carpet. E wan do interview as per celebrity gehfriend.

Na so…

Kingin