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Who is THE ANAMBRA MAN?

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1. The Anambra man is that man that will leave his Father's land.... Come to your Father's land and turn you into his tenant.... Peacefully ooooo


2. The Anambra man doesn't like so much noise, if you're not taking money.... You're making noise... He believes in "Ego n'ebi okwu"...

3. The Anambra man goes to Obodo oyibo. He doesn't know anybody there. Give him 6 months, he will start sending cars back home.

4. The Anambra man can wear slippers, use Nokia torch phones and may even be riding ladies machine but the figures that is in his bank account will be enough to write a full maths textbook.

5. The Anambra man gets rich. Go to the village, pick village boys, train them in business, settle them, the boys become rich, goes to the village do the same thing..... It's not magic..

6. The Anambra man, where you see nothing, he sees market. You're looking at an evil forest, he's looking is an estate, you're looking at a village girl, he's seeing a sales girl. You're looking at shit, he's seeing manure.

7. The Anambra man is not a ritualist. He's the man that kept going when others turned back. He's the man that enters a country where they say nobody survives. He's not risk taker, he's Risk himself!!

8. The Anambra man loves 'Njakili' (healthy jests)  no matter how rich you're, if your mouth is not sharp, you will always be a subject of Laughter among your peers especially in "ime affia" or Umunna meeting"

9. The Anambra man believes in Training his children properly with good morals no matter how wealthy he is.... He will still nurture you to stand up for yourself because he understands he won't be here forever.

10. The Anambra man is not lazy.... He toils day and night in order for his children not to go through what he went through...

11. The Anambra man wakes up with money in his mind.... That's why they don't greet "Good morning".... They greet "Money nwannem"

12. The Anambra man Prefers a Customer to a girlfriend..... He can walk away from any girlfriend because a particular customer came to the shop...

13. The Anambra man knows how to do "Uto Nwannu". They love and appreciate themselves in diaspora.... That's why an Anambra can stand and spray a friend 2million naira.... Because they believe that "ihe imere nwanne gi bu nga jidere m"

14. The Anambra man speaks Oral igbo..... If an Anambra man sings praises to you as his wife in Anambra dialect, you will melt and melt again

15. The Anambra man believes in "Iru uno" (going back home) .... No matter how busy an Anambra man is, he must take his family back home at times.

16. The Anambra man believes in "bili kam bili"... Live and let live... He obeys the rules of your land. Just allow him do his business, make his money and go... He can even marry your daughter just to have his way..

17. The Anambra man, when he enters an occasion, he doesn't need your food or drinks to be happy... He only needs the MC to recognize him and hail him by his titles, ife emebe!

18. Finally, any country you enter and you don't see The Anambra man..... Just know that you're no longer on earth, you are at the underworld... 

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