Five Signs that you were a Bus Conductor in previous Life – – Almost everyone in Lagos can be refer to as Agbero, the idea of being a gentle person in Lagos is just a joke that even the devil will pity you. I have seen lots of people on tie and suit change to the most unpleasant Agbero in a blink of an eye, but the truth remains Lagos is never a home for gentle people, even the people who live on the most private part of Lagos have their little touch of craziness if not, na you go suffer pass.

A lot of time we wonder why people in Lagos act the way they do but definitely do not find answers to it. Well, I think I have answer to one major questions almost everyone want to ask people in Lagos.

Today I will discuss five signs that shows that particular person who has being giving you headache was once a bus conductor in their past life, I guess they now reborn to be something more unique. Lol!

1. You hate giving people Change or Balance
One of the most specific criteria of people who are into conductor discipline in Lagos is never to like the idea of giving people their change or balance, sometimes I’m like what the hell is wrong with this dude. You could literally see the money in their hands and they will keep telling you they don’t have, someone won’t even answer you but will definitely answer their fellow people who were once a conductor in their previous life since those one are certain of how to deal with their brothers.

2. You can eat anything and at anywhere
I find it amusing that people can eat anything at anywhere. Most times you can literally see people eating corn and the most unspeakable food on the street and you begin to wonder if they ain’t mad like this. But most times when we see conductors do this, we probably assume it is just normal since their profession demands they have some touch of lunatic characteristics in them. Lol. Next time you see someone who is dressed properly doing this, don’t be amazed, he was probably a bus conductor in his previous life.

3. You love black and yellow Clothing
I think Yellow and black is a weird combination of clothe , let leave the fact that those combination of color are for dirty people. It just look so odd whenever we sight people wearing them. Like people wear them once in a while and just move on about their daily lives but once you see someone wear them too often, just be certain without doubt that he was a conductor in his previous life.

4. You know all Roads and Corners
Some people literally know all the road in Lagos and I wonder how they do that. Someone like me I probably know only four places very well in Lagos, if you want to disgrace yourself just add some other route to these places. On the other hand, there are these set of persons who just know everywhere. Only former conductors can know this! It is definitely because you practice the profession in your previous life.

5. You are good at Calculating Money
Conductor are not good at math, but they are good at calculating money. That shit often crack me up. You can literally ask a conductor to add two hundred to four hundred and he will find all the problem of the world before he gets the answer, but just add naira to those figures and immediately he will know the answer. If you have anyone around you who does this, he was definitely a conductor in his previous life.

Temi Badmus, Publisher and Food Scientist.