HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS

1. Survey the area for about 1 week.🚶🏾‍♂

2. On the day of operation, wear an
   oversized shirt. 👕

3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
   At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
   outside happily. 🐥

4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]🚧

5. This is where you make the grand move. 💪🏾

6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head🤸🏾‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.

7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!👀

    

THANK-ME- LATER.☺👋🏾

‘How to steal a cow’ is next… 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

But then, don’t worry. They will still catch you o.

The truthful part is that, there might actually no chicken to steal this Christmas.

Enjoy!