HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS
- Survey the area for about 1 week.πΆπΎββ
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On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. π -
Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. π₯ -
Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]π§
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This is where you make the grand move. πͺπΎ
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Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the headπ€ΈπΎββ. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
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Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!π
THANK-ME- LATER.βΊππΎ
βHow to steal a cow’ is next… πΊπ½πΊπ½πΊπ½πΊπ½
But then, don’t worry. They will still catch you o.
The truthful part is that, there might actually no chicken to steal this Christmas.
Enjoy!