>>>>>>>>>>>>MY CV<<<<<<<<<<<<Real name: CALEB ALBERT UKADIKE
Nick name: ROMANTIC VIRUS
Number: +2348172… (ask for it)
Nationality: NIGERIA
State: California
LGA: Califo
CURRENT STATE: Lagos
CURRENT CITY: Lagos, Bariga.
DATE OR BIRTH: 09/04/199…(confidential )
School: BIRREL AVENUE SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL
HOBBIES: collecting Lions tooth, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.
MY RECORDS: fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breath under water for 2 months 3 weeks 5days 6 hours 5 minutes and 45 seconds and traveled around the world in a day.
MY ACHIEVEMENTS: went to heaven to charge my phone, hosted a karate tournament in Heaven and came out as the best competitor among the Angels.
Fluent in 10, 598 languages.
First male to land on the sun, and 1st male to Practice karate under the sea.
SILLIEST THING I’ve DONE: ate a bowl of plastic fruit on Xmas.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn’t kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99 died instantly and the last is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENT: firstly, when a cobra died after biting me and secondly when I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME?::::I don’t really like bragging and telling people my history.
