Where students get car pass the lecturers.
Where some students dey sleep and some students dey stay awake just to get dollars.
Exam time table no dey stable o.
School management dey manage everything, sotey our answer booklets dey get only one staple o.
Just to catch up with lost time, sometimes a semester na two months we dey run am o.
Where runz girls dey run pass some athletes.
Where a poor man pikin go reach school and start living in affluence.
For here strike come be like competition.
Nasu go do their own first, and Asuu go start again, their own don be like repetition.
Exam postponement na normal thing, omo that thing no dey shake us o.
We students are called Ladokites.
A technology university, but most of our lecturers are not technocrats.
Semester break without exam, meanwhile they got another intention o.
Troy na the new level.
For 3 good years you fit still dey the same level.
Some girls go fine like Beyonce for campus, but no be their real face o.
A school in a town where the sun is not nice.
Amidst all the brouhaha our students still won the hult prize.
Best state university.
But not getting the best fund from Baba Kabiru, and constituted authority.
Na girls dey rush them.
If Asuu go call-off, if dem no go call-off, we dey use one eye dey watch dem.
Frustration fit make medicine student cross to transport o.
Someone no fit walk pass motion ground in peace, dem go dey shout to you ‘passport’ o.
100 level good boy, check am for 200 level he don turn to gee o.
Students still dey queue for Gtbank at night o.
But our students no be trouble maker, we no dey fight o.
By the way, the paint of our senate building don dey fade o.
(An artistic ‘righter’)