MEN AND S$X: Here is a simple funny reason why you should run from her when she keep telling you to move faster of harder.
Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of s$x, they also lose 10% of their protein level and also lose 10% of their calorie level. Worse still is, you also lose 15% of your natural energy.
What do ladies lose?
Only 5% of their water level…….
So If you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway.
However, for every round of sex you also loose MONEY, either through POSTPAID or PREPAID.
I also recall that a Pharmacist friend of mine who told me some years ago that with every round of good s$x, a man looses food values of nutrients equivalent to his monthly nutrient build up from daily balanced diet of 30 days.
WHAT A SACRIFICE!
And yet they act like they are doing you a favour… It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies, please.
MEN LIFE MATTERS
@mcpatocomic
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