According to Motorious, a man has done the craziest by stealing over 50 Luxury Cars to satisfy his 16 girlfriends.

We couldn’t make this up if we wanted to…

The man is being blamed by police for stealing more than 50 luxury cars, which he then gave to each of his 16 girlfriends.

He later, after interrogation, confessed to the crime, admitting he stole the vehicles for his girlfriends and “his own hobbies.”

The man, named Robin, has a string of known aliases and we’re assuming quite the toolkit for boosting cars.

During his interrogation, Robin spilled the beans on how he broke into the cars. While not all the details were supplied to local media, it did come out he would take the luxury vehicles in the morning hours. The repot doesn’t state a specific time, but we’ll assume if he’s like most thieves he likes to strike when he knows the owners won’t be trying to go to the car, giving him plenty of time.

In fact, this guy did take his time boosting each car. He told police he would spend about 10 minutes opening each one. You would think with so much practice he would be quicker, but maybe he was a perfectionist or didn’t want to leave even a little nick in the paint or glass.

A local news report says Robin would change his look when stealing each car. Being bald, he would don a different wig each time. We’ll assume he also switched up what kind of clothes he was wearing. It’s like something out of a movie, only he’s not cracking a safe in Milan or London.

Not surprisingly, this guy has done time for (wait for it) car theft. In fact, he was recently released from jail, so obviously he hasn’t learned his lesson one bit. You could even say he’s become more hardened as well as better than ever at thievery.

What we can’t believe is the report doesn’t say anything more about Robin’s 16 girlfriends. Maybe that’s not an unusual thing in Delhi. And just how many cars does each woman need, anyway? We have so many more questions and no answers.

But the above would be a shabby version right….so here goes the official.

So Law enforcement in Fort Bend County, Texas say they’ve arrested a mother and her son, who are accused of being involved in a lucrative luxury car theft ring. The investigation is ongoing, so some details simply aren’t available, but the local sheriff’s office did provide some information to the media as stated earlier.

According to authorities, Nga Thi Nguyen, 47, and her son Alex Van Le, 22, were both arrested on August 12 after an anonymous tipster provided information. When police arrived at the home of the mom and son, they claim what they found were 5 stolen luxury cars with a combined market value of $528,000.

The cars seized at this house are all truly high-end. They are a 2016 Mercedes-Benz S 550, 2021 Mercedes-Benz S 580, 2018 Audi R8, 2021 BMW X6, and a 2021 Lexus LX 570. If they are indeed stolen, which is what authorities claim, these two were definitely aiming high.

Better details once police finally release a clear statement on the topic.