by Hillary Afolayan

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow dis guidelines and u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit air condition or fan, beta 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.

3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now and then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until  time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE or Caution to take after Farting in Public
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout “Jesus” who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin,” simply ask “why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o”

3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!trust me,u will go places wit dis profession. D world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.

Voice of my personal experience #crazyme#😂😂😂😂😂

(Steps to take when need to fart in public arise)