HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS
On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. 👕
Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. 🐥
Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]🚧
This is where you make the grand move. 💪🏾
Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head🤸🏾♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!👀
THANK-ME- LATER.☺👋🏾
‘How to steal a cow’ is next… 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
But then, don’t worry. They will still catch you o.
The truthful part is that, there might actually no chicken to steal this Christmas.
Enjoy!
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