HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS 😏
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.🚶🏾♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. 👕
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. 🐥
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]🚧
5. This is where you make the grand move. 💪🏾
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head🤸🏾♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!👀
‘How to steal a cow’ is next… 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
But then, don’t worry. They will still catch you o.
The truthful part is that, there might actually no chicken to steal this Christmas.